smoking and the world
yes, it's happened again. this morning i was told off for smoking by a complete stranger. this really grinds my gears. here's my little theory behind the witch-hunt on smokers - we always need a scape goat. because, let's face it, if it wasn't cigarettes society would get their knickers in a collective bunch over it would be, oh i don't know, things that matter? things that effect the entire planet? such as the use of fossilized fuel? countries still testing nuclear weapons? the energy debate? international politics? i don't know, i'll just let bill hicks do the talking for now since i'm sick to death of all the anti-smoking propaganda:
"i smoke, if this bothers anyone i recommend you look around in the world we live and shutting your fucking mouth. [...] non-smokers, are you ready? this is by the way a fact too. non-smokers, ready? drum roll. non-smokers die every day! hahahahahaha, sleep tight. oh, the truth shall set you free. i know you non-smokers entertain some type of eternal life fantasy because you don't smoke cigarettes. well, let me be the first to pop that bubble and send you on your way with a little truth: you're going to fucking die." - bill hicks, flying saucer tour 1991.
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